While I was gone, there were funny tweets a’plenty! My twitter people were as hilarious as ever, believe me. I was so busy with my loc takedown, I couldn’t catch them all, especially that last week of work with them. I was working at the most, 25% of my normal capacity when it comes to catching hilarity on my Twitter. Then most of my Twitter fam knows this week has been full of NOTHING but angst! Twitter has been saltier than the Dead Sea with the two-timing white man scandal, then the whole “Girl, You Betta Find You a White Man” then the “Get Married Then Get Knocked Up” talk. My soul, it was dampened. It’s soggier than the ground outside my window after these torrential rains we’ve had in DC for the last 2 day. Only 38 days and nights to go! GEESH!
Anyways, here are a few tweets I collected since the last time I posted an episode of Funniest Tweets. Enjoy!
There you have it. That’s the best I could do! Next week, I’ll be back on track. Who’s your favorite this time? Are you going to follow anybody new? Even better, how the hell do I erase all these favorites???
This tweet set off a stream of high powered roasting on my Twitter timeline the likes of which I haven’t seen in a number of weeks. Ms.Adams, a self-proclaimed “Model. Host. Blogger. Writer. Entertainer. Socialite. Radio Host. Ustream Queen. Dare Devil” was interested in getting into some mischief and mayhem. “Debauchery” for us common folk. Homegirl misspelled the f*ck outta that word. My twitter family and I live for moments like these, because it highlights the absolute ridiculousness of the “Twitter Model” and gives us something to laugh at for as long as we feel like laughing. What’s more entertaining are the responses that are shot back:
adj. (de-BOT-ur-ee). Wild and crazy hooligan-ish behavior; Chaotic; Outside the acceptable social limits of behavior; Shennanigans.
“Last night was some strait drunken debotury.” “What kind of debotury? You mean, like total anarchy or animal sodomy type shit?
It was submitted by a person named Veronika who also submitted the ever so classy “Salty Shamrock”. Let that sh*t marinate for a minute.
Debotury also had only 12 ratings on UrbanDictionary.com, 7 of those THUMBS DOWN. Not many people wanna co-sign that f*ckery, especially since there’s already a word to describe for it (“debauchery”) and it ain’t even innovative slang! Stop with the bootleg citations, Ms. Adams. Just because you found it on the Innanets doesn’t make it real. I guess the next thing she’ll tell us is that Tupac is still alive because she saw it on Wikipedia. (~_~)
Really? Any reason why you split the word “uproar” in half, on some ol’ Electric Company type sh*t?
That brings me to this tweet…
Leighyah.LEIGHYAH!!!!Girl, what the hell did you just say?? I cannot abide by this rampant and blatant disfigurement of the English language. You sit up on Twitter with dry-ass wigs, raggedy shoes with ALL your Goodness & Mercy hanging out, claiming to be models/bloggers/writers/stunt doubles/lion tamers but can’t write or spell WORTH A DAMN! Oh yes, you anger me. I hate to see women needlessly make such enormous fools of themselves. And for you to get mad when you get clowned for that bullshiggity is just pointless. Don’t get mad, be glad that you learned something new today. Your attempts to legitimize yourselves based on your follower count is futile. You can’t be taken seriously with your ass hanging out. I’m sorry.
Girl, bye. We don’t believe you. You need more people. Go get them and then we can form a much needed Prayer Circle for you and Ms. Adams. Prayer changes things.
Friday’s Funniest Tweets of The Week! My funny eFriends bring me joy all week long. I needed it a lot this week, all things considered. Be sure to follow these folks if you need guaranteed hilarity on your timeline!
Happy Friday! I have your funniest tweets of the week! I know you’ve been waiting all week for this foolery!
Yes, I know. I’ve been gone. Totally M.I.A. I’m still working on my hair. Yes, STILL! Check my photo blog to see how far I’ve gotten. This loc take-down process is NO JOKE! I feel like a slave to myself. It’s gonna be all worth it when I’m done. I do miss bringing ya’ll my illustrious commentary. I have a few things on my topic list that I’m sure will bring you joy, so don’t leave me!
Anyways, check out these tweets of the week! All clickable links, so be sure to follow:
Which one is the funniest to you? Let me know in the comments!
