That triflin’, gold-digging, DISRESPECTFUL skank.

"WTF, Shannon??"

I’m talking about the late Gary Coleman’s dirt bag of an [ex] wife, Shannon Price. I know her low-brow, wannabe celebrity ass is the type to google herself daily to see who’s talking about her and I hope she sees this. If I had her email address, I’d send it to her directly.

How DARE she take a MySpace-esque photograph of our beloved Gary Coleman on his death bed with her raggedy face in it, looking like Casper the Crackhead Ghost??? He’s lying there, injured and broken beyond repair and she’s snapping pics like they’re hanging out in a bar or something. I am absolutely livid, because not only did she take this photograph, she sold the picture to a tabloid newspaper!! What kind of morbid f*ckery is that?? I simply cannot stand this woman. Just last week, I was watching her being interviewed on the Today Show and I was feeling a little sorry for her, even after hearing the 911 call she made when Gary was pushed fell and hurt himself and she only seemed concerned with how gross all the blood was. I thought “Oh, people are being mean to her for nothing, she’s just a little misunderstood.” But after seeing this disgusting and disrespectful picture online (<<–click that link because I refuse to post that picture on my blog), she can go straight to Hell.

Shannon Price, you are pillaging Gary’s legacy. You are cheapening his contributions to the world and disrespecting him, his family and his fans. You are a scraggly trollop who wishes she had even a fraction of the talent and world-wide appeal that Gary Coleman had. You KNOW that selling that picture and profiting from his tragic death was wrong. I can’t think of a more morally reprehensible offense that you could have committed in the wake of his untimely passing. You are the absolute lowest of the low. If I saw you on the street, I’d slap you across the face and snatch your wig off your head. I hope Gary comes back and haunts you everyday for the rest of your miserable little life, you repugnant troll. That blood that you found so disgusting when Gary fell, it’s all over that money you got for that picture. I bet you don’t think it’s gross now, do you?

~pbg