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Product Review: Curl Care by Dr.Miracle’s

I was recently contacted by the Public Relations Director at Dr.Miracle’s and asked if I’d be interested in reviewing their new product line, Curl Care, for kinky/curly/wavy hair. I said “Sure”, since I am a blogger with natural hair (not a “Natural Hair Blogger”). I was provided these products free of charge in exchange for my honest review.

Here’s what Dr.Miracle’s has to say about their new Curl Care products:

 

Dr. Miracle’s, a leader in the ethnic hair care category, introduces Curl Care by Dr. Miracle’s, its first-ever specialty collection designed specifically to treat and maintain natural, curly, and wavy hair.

A new trend is in the air: Texture is taking over! With more than 50% of African-American women no longer chemically-relaxing their hair, and the multicultural community embracing their curly hair textures, the need for treatment and styling products designed to preserve and enhance one’s natural hair is at an all-time high.

Rocking one’s homegrown waves, curls, coils, and kinks has become more than just a widespread style preference and a money-saver when it comes to salon visits; it’s a lifestyle. When investing one’s money, time, and energy into their beauty regimen, it’s essential to receive the right tools from a brand that she knows gets the job done. That’s why Dr. Miracle’s has created a line of products guaranteed to help users get and keep long-lasting, healthy, beautiful curls. Presenting Curl Care by Dr. Miracle’s

The line boasts Dr. Miracle’s unique honey and vitamin complex formula, which is
guaranteed to help hold curls for up to 12 hours. Each Curl Care product contains natural
ingredients and oils formulated to deliver the same quality results characteristic of all Dr.
Miracle’s brand products. Key nutrients, vitamins, and proteins vital to hair health, like
Jojoba, Coconut and Safflower Oils, Aloe, and Panthenol, were also infused into each
unique formula to moisturize, condition, and define for healthy, beautiful curls.
Rehydrating Shampoo (12 Fl Oz; $9.49)—Formulated with Vitamins A, E, and Panthenol,
use this low-suds shampoo at least once a week to hydrate curls without stripping essential
oils.
Nourishing Conditioner (12 Fl Oz; $9.49)—Blended with Coconut, Jojoba and Vitamin E to
moisturize, condition and soften each curl. Use this conditioner as a follow up to our Rehydrating Shampoo.

Frizz Control Serum (4 Fl Oz; $8.99)—Rich in Vitamin A and Olive Oil, use this
lightweight, non-greasy serum to fight tough humidity and curl shrinkage while it smooths
and adds shine.
Soft Hold Crème (12 Oz; $9.49)—Formulated with Aloe to soften and improve elasticity,
use this styling crème to individually define and hold curls. Perfect for styling two-strand
twists or other natural styles.
Weightless Moisturizing Crème (8 Oz; $8.99)—Blended with Coconut & Vitamin E, use
this lightweight, fast-absorbing crème to moisturize and add a natural shine while styling
curls.
Boosting & Defining Leave In Conditioner (8 Fl Oz; $8.99)—Infused with Jojoba and
Proteins, this leave-in conditioner detangles hair into soft, bouncy curls, helping to add definition to your curls.

Curl Care by Dr. Miracle’s arrives March 2012 at local drug chains, beauty supplies stores,
and online at www.drmiracles.com.

 

 

I will say that the packaging of the Curl Care products is very nice. I like the logo and all that. The products come in containers that are good sized and easily stored in drawers, cabinets or on shelves.

Curl Care by Dr.Miracles, sitting pretty on my vanity

 

I decided to do this review properly, I would use nothing but the Curl Care products for my entire hair care regimen. I usually use products from different lines when I do my hair because rarely do I like EVERYTHING that one company makes. So I took the Hydrating Shampoo and the Nourishing Conditioner to the shower with me so I could wash/condition/detangle, which is my Step One.

My hair before Dr.Miracles' Curl Care

The Hydrating Shampoo wasn’t anything special as far as shampoo goes. I felt like my hair was clean after using it. My problems with the Curl Care products began with the Nourishing Conditioner! OMG…this stuff is so medicated, the scent almost knocked me to the floor. I’d had a stuffy nose for about three days and while I was detangling my hair, my sinuses started draining. I wondered to myself “What’s the active ingredient in this stuff, Vick’s Vapor Rub??” Not only did the product smell awful, it actually had my head burning a little bit. I felt like someone had tricked me into getting a relaxer! I was so glad to rinse that stuff out. Conditioner is not supposed to smell or feel like that. That Curl Care Nourishing Conditioner gets a big fat “F” from me.

Look at me. I look horrified. Scared for my kinks!

Close-up of the Nourishing Conditioner in my hair

 

After drying my hair with a T-shirt to get most of the water out, I applied the Weightless Moisturizing Crème to seal in the moisture from the water, then Boosting and Defining Leave-In Conditioner.

Curl Care Weightless Moisturizing Creme

 

Boosting and Defining Leave-In Conditioner

These products weren’t so bad, except they too have the same heavy medicated smell. I don’t like that all. Healthy hair doesn’t smell like medicine. I think they’re really taking the whole “Dr.Miracles” thing too literally. I don’t want my hair to smell like some kind of science fair experiment.

My hair with the Moisturizing Creme and Leave-In Conditioner in it.

 

I decided to do my favorite style, a braid-out. I usually achieve this big fluffy textured Afro look by applying a product that will give good hold and definition then either cornrowing my hair or putting in a few box braids. I rubbed the Curl Care Soft Hold Crème through my hair section by section as I braided my hair and then when each braid was finished, I rubbed the Frizz Control Serum down the length of each braid and put a satin-covered roller on the end.

My braids to set my style.

I don’t know how the style will turn out quite yet, but I honestly don’t anticipate any disasters. These two styling products feel like they will make my hair look good, but since they have that weird medicated smell like the others, I wouldn’t be surprised if they dried my hair out. Ugh…that will be something I’ll have to fix.

For me, the care a product gives my hair is paramount. Style is secondary because hair that isn’t cared for properly and becomes unhealthy due to using products that aren’t good won’t really look good either. I am not satisfied at all with the Curl Care products by Dr.Miracle’s. They don’t make my hair feel loved or cared for at all. These products seem to make the assumption that kinky/curly/wavy hair is “sick” and needs to be “cured” with a whole bunch of medicated goop. That’s not what’s up, Doc.

I’m sitting under the dryer now so I can possibly have a hairdo for work tomorrow, so I will post pictures the results of my braid out using the Curl Care by Dr.Miracles  styling products on Little Dirty Pretty Thangs in a day or two. But I can honestly say I wouldn’t recommend this line of  products to anyone. I definitely won’t be using them again. Curl Care is NOT what the “doctor” ordered for my hair.

~pbg

 

 

 

 

ABOUT DR. MIRACLE’S
Since its 2004 inception, Dr. Miracle’s, a leader in the ethnic personal care industry, has grown to market over
30 products highlighting the importance of repairing and enhancing one’s natural hair. After 7 successful years,
the brand now celebrates its evolution with a new logo, new packaging, and the affirmation that ‘Dr. Miracle’s
helps you get and keep healthy, beautiful hair’. Dr. Miracle’s products retail in the US, Canada, Caribbean,
Europe, Africa (Ghana, Ivory Coast, South Africa, Tanzania, Senegal). In the US, products are available
nationwide at local beauty and barber stores, national chains including Target, Wal*Mart, Kmart, Sally’s Beauty
Supply, CVS, Walgreens and Rite-Aid; and online at major drug chains websites and www.DrMiracles.com
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From Candy Apple to Brick: Black Girls CAN Wear Red Lips!

"Are You Red-dy" by Maybelline. My favorite red lippie right now.

 

So, this whole “Red Lipstick For Black Girls” has been an issue for me for a little while. OK, for a long while. Mainly because wearing red lipstick is allegedly yet another thing that Black Girls aren’t supposed to do. A few weeks ago, I asked around the Internet to see what other people knew about the racial & gender-based sin of wearing red lipstick. Here’s what I was told by those who chose to respond to my question “Why is it that Black Girls aren’t supposed to wear red lipstick??”

  • It’s trashy
  • It’s whorish
  • It’s for “loose” and “fast” women
  • Black Girls’ lips are too big
  • Everything ain’t for everybody
  • Black Girls’ Black is too black
  • Define “red”

You see how MOST of that has to do with alleged sexual promiscuity and hypersexualization of Black women? Sprinkle in a bit of classism, colorism and self-hate and you get a bunch of B.S. notions on what’s good for Black Girls. A lot of these answers extended to the wearing of red clothing and even wearing red nail polish.

Now, my Wise & Beautiful Mother was the first to bring up the hurtful imagery of the Lil’ Black Sambo stereotype as a reason why some Black women probably shy away from wearing red lipstick.

This isn't even the worst picture that came up in the Google Image Search.

Just looking at how we’ve historically been  presented to the world in such an ignorant manner is painful. Now this right here [coupled with the aforementioned bullet pointed bullshyt] I can see causing a Black Girl to believe that red lipstick isn’t for her. All of this is painful, ugly and most of all, UNTRUE.

I’ve learned in my lifetime of playing in makeup, that the key to wearing it well is that you have to find out what works for you. I don’t care what race you are, if you don’t know that then you’re pretty much screwed in the Face Painting game. That goes for foundation, eyeshadows, blushes and RED LIPSTICK. It is my sincere belief that ANYBODY can wear red lipstick, but especially a Black Girl. Most colors look good on us anyway, thanks to having so much melanin in our skin. All you have to do is find the shade of red that works for you. Some of us can rock a candy apple shade, others look best with brick red. Still others may need something even deeper…or not. Just be brave and try some on. I got my first red lipstick from Sephora years ago and I’ve been in love with that color on my lips ever since.

Need some tips on how to rock your red lippie? Check out this post, “5 Foolproof Ways To Wear Red Lipstick” from contributor Sherry Blossom on Afrobella.com, one of my favorite beauty blogs.

I asked for the Black ladies who read this blog and/or follow me on Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr to submit pictures of themselves wearing their red lipsticks to show just how damn well we wear the red and I was overwhelmed by the response! This slideshow is the result of the  30-plus gorgeous pictures I received:

 

Yeah, I tossed a pic or three of myself in there…#YouLikeIt. And if you like “I Only Have Eyes For You” from Rahsaan Patterson’s newest album “Bleuphoria”, click here to cop it. 

Don’t let what some other fearful and misinformed person has to say about how our lips look and what the color “red” means overall scare you away from embracing such a beautiful and rich color as red. Believe in your own beauty, no matter what color you rock! Nobody gets to tell Black Girls what colors ain’t for us…ALL the colors are in us! We look good in red and the proof is right here before your eyes.

  • Do you wear red lipstick? Why or Why Not?
  • What have you heard in regards to Black Girls and red lipstick?
  • If you do wear red lips, what’s your favorite red lippie?

 

~pbg

 

 

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Dear Tyra Banks: “TypeF”?? TypeWhatTheF Is More Like It!

Dear Tyra,

Hey Girl. Hey. What’s going on? Still out there being a media mogul and all? Yeah, Sis! You betta werk. You’re on your way to being the next Oprah. Possibly. Maybe. Just say your prayers every night then rise n’ grind. As for me, I’m cool, just doing the things I do, trying to make my mama proud and not catch any charges.

I’m writing you today because I’ve spent the better part of the last 18 hours trying to figure out just WhatTheF is up with the makeup and hair tutorials on your TypeF.com website. Those videos are everything that is wrong in the world, my sister. Beyond atrocious. Tyra, have you seen that bullshyt? HAVE YOU?!?! I am absolutely appalledI refuse to believe you signed off on any of it. Based the About Us section of TypeF.com, part of which I will quote for you here:

“typeF.com is a groundbreaking fashion and beauty platform that offers women the personalized style know-how they are looking for, when and where they want it, at home or on the go. Inspired by Tyra Banks and her mission to redefine beauty, typeF.com is a community built on the celebration of diversity and the ideal of empowering women to be their very best.”

It says “inspired by Tyra Banks”. Now, in all the years I’ve been a fan of yours and following your career I’ve never really known you to allow your name or likeness to be associated with anything less amazing and positive. That’s why I’m a fan of yours! But Girlfriend, ain’t NOTHING positive or amazing about this eyebrow tutorial:


There is no way on this good green Earth this should be posted and labeled as “professional look” anywhere on the Innanets. How is this an eyebrow tutorial and that lady’s eyebrows couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the set? That lady looks like Pennywise.

#ThemEyebrows

I simply cannot, Tyra. You know you know better.

And what disturbs me the most are the natural hair tutorials on TypeF:

Girl, what in the whole hell was that?? Did you hear all that breakage happening as she raked her DRY HAIR with that paddle brush?? Natural or not, when brushing one’s hair, it should not sound like 1000 ashy negroes snapping their fingers. AND WHERE ARE HER EDGES? In the Federal Witness Protection Program with Naomi’s?? She is supposed to be “teaching” somebody something? Girl, bye. All she taught me is how utterly ridiculous she is. As a hardcore Naturalista myself, I find this tutorial to be laughable. Laughable, disrespectful, dangerous and IRRESPONSIBLE. Plain not thinkin’. Every video this so called “hair stylist” posted is chocked full of fcukshyt. Tyra, there are literally HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of women who turn to Youtube for video tutorials to learn how to do their own hair and makeup, trying to look their very best. For TypeF to be posting this kind of unforgivable aesthetic ass-hattery…it just has “IDGAF” written all over it, signed by you. I am very offended!!! I expect so much better from ANYTHING associated with Tyra Lynne Banks!

Explain yourself, Tyra. How can you allow this to be representative of your brand? I forgave you for giving some of the ANTM girls some horrible weaves over the years because over the years you’ve generally done well by those aspiring models. I even looked  the other way when some of the episodes of your talk show were a little more ratchet than I could stand, because I believe in you, Tyra! I was rooting for you! We were ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

Oh, wait.

But anyway, this TypeWTF foolishness I cannot and will not understand. I can’t get behind this at all and I need to know how a woman like you, who says she cares SO MUCH about young girls can endorse this level of flaming hot mess. I had to be convinced that those videos were not part of a parody account of some sort. Good Lord. Either take those videos down and get some REAL natural hair and makeup vloggers to contribute to the site (and there are A’PLENTY) or take your good name off of it. It is currently the laughing stock of the Internet and I for one am CTFU.

With love, hope, charity and NO INTENTIONS on taking that site seriously,

~pbg

 

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Infant Swag: Crown Royal Baby Booties

Can we talk about how this right here is a real thing???

 

Oh yes, it’s real. I saw this on Tumblr last night and thought it might be photoshopped. I mean…really. Who would make baby booties out of the Crown Royal bag?? WHO??? Some lady with an Etsy shop, apparently. These are a real thing that is happening in the world. Classy ass baby booties for the infant of the finest liquor connoisseur, made to order for your Tiny Tot. Please note the disclaimer: “Please note, this bootie is not meant to encourage infant alcoholism, merely to celebrate the beauty of the Crown Royal bag, and the product that comes inside of the bag.”

This is truly a dirty pretty thang. I honestly feel like I have ABSOLUTELY seen everything at this point. What else could there possibly be???

Any thoughts on this, Dedicated Readers?

 

~pbg

 

****UPDATE****

Shortly after this post went up, I got a message from a woman I assume to be the creative genius behind the “Crown Royal Baby Booties”:

hi, i noticed you posted the crown royal booties. maybe you’ll reconsider if you have the full set. I posted the onesie on my site earlier this week.

Lovely! Here’s my response:

Hey girl! Haaay!!

I don’t have a baby to put in booties or onesies, so I’ll be skipping it. I will compliment you on your creativity. I’ve never seen anything like it and it definitely would have never occurred to me to put an infant into clothing emblazoned with a liquor emblem. 

Good luck in all your creative endeavors. 

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